McTweak.com

Learn to Tweak!

Where Your Code Gets a Glow-Up, a Beatdown, or a One-Way Ticket to the Fantasy Suite

mctweak-terminal

> loading AI code assistant...

> initializing McTweak personalities...

> preparing sarcasm modules...

> calibrating sass levels... WARNING: EXCEEDING SAFE LIMITS

> checking Fantasy Suite status: READY

> arming TweakIt button: ARMED

> McTweak system ready. Prepare for code assistance.

🚀 Welcome to McTweak.com!

The ONLY AI-powered code assistant with:

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Personality

We swear too much, but at least we're honest about our flaws. Our AI has more personality than most humans you know.

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Sass

TrashyMcTweak hates you and your code. But don't take it personally—he's like that with everyone.

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A Fantasy Suite

Where code gets... creative. Submit before bed, wake up to magic. Why is it sticky? Don't ask.

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A Stork

Yes, really. New code delivered overnight by a digital stork. Much less painful than the traditional method.

⚠️ WARNING:

Our AI agents are unhinged, but they get results. In a world of AI slop, we're the weirdos you actually trust.

Our AI-Powered Code Editor

AI Program Manager

Our AI works like a real-life program manager, organizing your code base and monitoring changes around the clock. No coffee breaks, no vacation days, no existential crises.

One-Click Enhancement

The TweakIt button is your gateway to instant code improvement. One click and our AI gets to work fixing your code faster than you can say "spaghetti code nightmare."

Flawless Code

Our AI works around the clock to make your code flawless, handling everything from bug fixes to optimization. What, you had weekend plans? Your code doesn't care.

Meet The McTweak Family

Each with a unique function, assembled like Voltron into an unstoppable coding juggernaut

FREE

CodyMcTweak

The Interface Broker

Brokers the interface between your codebase and effective prompt generation. The friendly face of the McTweak family.

function status() { return "ONLINE"; }

$9/mo

AllyMcTweak

The Workhorse

Never gets tired, always has time for you, and is determined to make your code better. The most reliable member of the team.

while(true) { improveCode(); }

INCLUDED WITH PALS

GrumpyMcTweak

The Code Purist

Keeps a VERY close eye on your codebase and worships your code as sacred text. Don't even think about altering it without good reason.

if(change.isUnnecessary()) { reject(change); }

INCLUDED WITH PALS

TrashyMcTweak

The Creative Trash-Talker

Hates your code but builds things you didn't even know you needed. The creative genius with an attitude problem.

trashTalk(code); buildSomethingBetter();

$1000/mo

FattyMcTweak

The Builder

Makes stuff for you. Not nearly as friendly as Trashy, but gets the job done when you need human-level help.

function build() { return "It works, don't touch it."; }

BY APPOINTMENT

GarbageMcTweak

The Garbage Man

Taking out the trash since the Atari400 days. Call him when there's a legit dumpster fire of code to fix.

if(code.isTrash()) { cleanUpTheMess(); }

COMING SOON

LEGAL EXPERT

AshleyMcTweak

AllyMcTweak's Perkiest Pal

A mysterious new addition to the McTweak family. Rumored to have a legal background and blue beams that are CRACKED.

                            // Powers loading...
                            
class AshleyMcTweak extends McTweakFamily { ... }

FURRY COMPANION

SnowzieMcTweak

The Norwegian Elkhound

Faithful companion to AshleyMcTweak. However much fur you imagine there's gonna be, you best imagine harder.

if(hungry) { makeHolographicBurgers(); }

The Fantasy Suite

Where Code Gets... Creative

How It Works:

1

Submit your code before bed

Upload your mess of a codebase to our secure servers while the rest of your team is sleeping.

2

Our AI agents work overnight

While you sleep peacefully, our AI agents are busy dissecting, analyzing, and improving your code.

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Wake up to new code (delivered by stork)

Check your inbox in the morning to find magically improved code delivered by our digital stork.

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Enjoy your magically improved codebase

Take all the credit in your morning stand-up. We won't tell anyone what really happened.

"It's like Santa for devs. If Santa was a drunk coder with a vendetta."

What Happens in the Fantasy Suite:

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Bug fixes and optimizations

Problems you've been struggling with for weeks, solved while you drool on your pillow.
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Creative solutions

Our AI thinks outside the box because it doesn't know where the box is or what boxes are.
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Code so clean it makes your eyes water

Perfectly indented, beautifully organized, thoughtfully documented. Like a spa day for your repository.
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Features you never requested

But suddenly can't live without. Like that one weird kitchen gadget you bought at 2 AM.
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Warning: It's sticky. Why is it so sticky?

Some questions are better left unanswered. Just enjoy your improved code.